Monday, October 24, 2005

DENIED (San Onofre)

I drove down here on the PCH---three hours---after Abraham Paskowitz said he could give me a surf lesson at San Onofre. But he called an hour before we were supposed to start telling me the conditions were too bad! He’s a Paskowitz, couldn’t he have predicted this yesterday and spared me the drive, the expense and the frustration? I mean, there are guys in New York who can confidently and fairly accurately predict what the waves are going to do a measly one day in advance, shouldn’t a member of America’s self-proclaimed number one surf family be able to do the same?

He says the waves are four feet and choppy, and Surfline has put up a warning about dangerous rip currents. “We never get a yellow flag,” according to him.

This not only disappoints me tremendously but leaves me with no plans for the day. Miraculously I get my internet service working in this new hotel and check Surfline for somewhere, anywhere else I can go. The closest thing is Doheny, with 1-2 foot waves looking good on the cam, but it also has a yellow flag warning about hazardous currents. Yet there are clearly people surfing there.

Yes, but they’re probably not by themselves, but with buddies who would notice if they got carried out to sea. I remember the recent front page article in the Rockaway newspaper about a local woman surfer who got caught in a rip current and had to be rescued. She was in her 40s. Is there anyone more invisible than a middle-aged, not- or no-longer attractive woman? “No one saw me, no one heard my cries for help,” she told the paper. Indeed. Probably a shark wouldn’t even bother to eat her, preferring a Bethany Hamilton.

I’m almost certain I could have handled myself in a rip, but I couldn’t answer the question “Who would save my sorry ass if I were carried out to sea?” So I decided not to go.

(As I’m writing this later, having had more experience of California beaches, it occurs to me that there was probably a lifeguard on Doheny Beach who would have been glad to save my sorry ass. But that didn’t occur to me at the time, being from New York where lifeguards are a summer-only phenomenon, and sometimes not even that. Who would have thought there would be one in October?)

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